GMU:Synthetic Biology/tweedlewheedle

Problems with identifying problems? Just because everyone around you seem to speak another kind of language than you? Even your pets and plants?

Then from now on tweedlewheedles will make your life much easier! Not only an artificial product, Tweedleswheedles are living little helpers, especially developed in our labs for daily use.

Produced with a harmonized composition of neuronal DNA from plants, animals and humans, the tweedlewheedles are provided with distinct features like learning, remembering, translating and communicating of words.

Thats why the tweedleswheedles are capable companions even for the difficultest languages of the humanic, botanic and zoological world.

A Tweedlewheedle itself is invented for simple use, so even elder people, children and handicaped can handle it without problems. That means you only have to plug it in your favourite ear once a day like a normal earplug. Inside your ear the tweedlewheedle can connect its neurons with your own body. Like the membran in your ear the tweedleswheedles react very senitive on voice vibrations and frequencies, but also on hormonic and pheromonic traces released from your opponent while speaking and communicating. The genetic information transported with this traces and vibrations is decoded inside of the tweedleswheeldes and forwareded as impulsive singnals to your brain.

So tweedleswheedles are not only a halftime translators, they can translate all day long, 24 hours a day!