GMU:Synthetic Biology/tweedlewheedle

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INTRODUCTION: Even so we know that personal luck in the normal case doesn't last forever. To be lucky or to gain luck in life means almost everything when you are human. Shiny bright eyes, auroral skin, strong hair and healthy nails. Luck can turn our selfs into totally different persons, physically and mentally, only by pushing our hormonic household to a positiv limit. But not only humans are strongly influenced by their wellbeeing, animals can also benefit from feeling nice! And so thats may be why a lot of farmers today invest into organic business or treat their animals exceedingly good (massage their cows e.g.) to gain only the best products. Like milk of lucky cows and the eggs of lucky chickens! Only plants are not believed to be lucky at all. May be because they have no facial expression, no brain and can not speak, at least not like a human. Even so it is already proven that harmful influences like pesticides, fungicides and vermins can make a plant feel stressed and force her to release harmfull brackish substances into her leaves and roots. So the conclusion suggests itself that if we like to get healthy plants with healthy substances for our environment, our body and soul, we may be at first need to make our plants lucky and keept them far away from stress without harmful chemical solutions.

To give someone a lucky feeling, you need to know at least what that special person needs and wishes. For this purpose 'understanding' that 'someone' in a verbal and notional way is very important. But also very difficult. Especially when your special 'someone' is a plant! Because communication with a plant is sometimes really tiring, especially when you don't have a green thumb. Plants, like we all know, can not speak or at least not like we are used to. They don't posses a mouth to form words and no face to express their feelings. But even so, plants don't lack the ability to communicate. They can express themselfes not only to the same species but also to other plants, animals and sometimes also to humans. Indeed not via smalltalk, but with special signals such as natural scent, electromagnetic waves, colour and body changing reactions.

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SHORT-DESCRIPTION:tweedlewheedle is a new double-featured product of treehugger synbio line, especially developed using the best organic plant DNA plus an soecial extract of average 50% human braincells, that can help you out translating even the most difficult plant communication signal into understandable speech. Not like any other technical translating tools which are hard to use, incomplete or unhandy for outdoor purposes, tweedlewheedle is a lifing companion following your steps subtly day by day. Simple to use, unnoticeable for others and comfortable to wear. tweedlewheedle comprises all those important features in one while actually not beeing bigger than a pinhead.

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HOW-TO-USE: Simple, simpler, the simplest! tweedlewheedle is a product for everyone. Even for elder people, children and handicaped. Because it is almost impossible to handle it wrong. tweedlewheedle packages contain about 5 pairs of compressed plugs with dried out plant membran, that can be easily animated by dunking them into cold water for less than 5 minutes. Just with this treatment tweedlewheedle plugs can gain their original size (0,5 cm), a soft cover and a ergonomically form that is specially adapted to the shape of your nose cartilage. So if you like to attach tweedlewheedle you only need to push the softened plug with your finger to the cartilage at the inside of your nosetip. At this point no interruption in your breathing and the ventilation of your paranasal sinuses can occur. Tweedleswheedles are also selfadhesive so there is no extra glue needed for the attachment. Even so a cleanup and instauration of the plugs is suggested every week, so no harmful bacterias can cause you a cold or flu.

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ou can it in your favourite ear once a day like a normal earplug. Inside your ear the tweedlewheedle can connect its neurons with your own body.

Like the membran in your ear the tweedleswheedles react very senitive on voice vibrations and frequencies, but also on hormonic and pheromonic traces released from your opponent while speaking and communicating. The genetic information transported with this traces and vibrations is decoded inside of the tweedleswheeldes and forwareded as impulsive singnals to your brain.

So tweedleswheedles are not only a halftime translators, they can translate all day long, 24 hours a day!