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+<span style="color:#000000"><font size="2">SHORT-DESCRIPTION:</font><span style="color:#008080">tweedlewheedle is a new double-featured product of treehugger synbio line, especially developed using the best organic plant DNA plus an soecial extract of average 50% human braincells, that can help you out translating even the most difficult plant communication signal into understandable speech.
+Not like any other technical translating tools which are hard to use, incomplete or unhandy for outdoor purposes, tweedlewheedle is a lifing companion following your steps subtly day by day.
+Simple to use, unnoticeable for others and comfortable to wear.
+tweedlewheedle comprises all those important features in one while actually not beeing bigger than a pinhead.
-<span style="color:#000000"><font size="2">SHORT-DESCRIPTION:</font>
+'''<span style="color:#ffa500">°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°<font size="8"></font>'''
-Tweedlewheedles are little companions, especially developed in our synbio labs to help out with day-to-day communication problems between humans and plants.
-Tweedleswheedles are living little helpers,
+<span style="color:#000000"><font size="2">HOW-TO-USE:</font><span style="color:#008080"> Simple, simpler, the simplest!
-especially developed in our labs for daily use.
+tweedlewheedle is a product for everyone.
+Even for elder people, children and handicaped.
+Because it is almost impossible to handle it wrong.
+tweedlewheedle packages contain about 5 pairs of compressed plugs with dried out plant membran, that can be easily animated by dunking them into cold water for less than 5 minutes. Just with this treatment tweedlewheedle plugs can gain their original size (0,5 cm), a soft cover and a ergonomically form that is specially adapted to the shape of your nose cartilage.
+So if you like to attach tweedlewheedle you only need to push the softened plug with your finger to the cartilage at the inside of your nosetip.
+At this point no interruption in your breathing and the ventilation of your paranasal sinuses can occur.
+Tweedleswheedles are also selfadhesive so there is no extra glue needed for the attachment. Even so a cleanup and instauration of the plugs is suggested every week, so no harmful bacterias can cause you a cold or flu.
-Produced with a harmonized combination of plant DNA and your own neurons,
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-the tweedlewheedles are provided with distinct features like learning, remembering and translating plant signals.
-Produced with a harmonized composition of neuronal DNA from plants, animals and humans, the tweedlewheedles are provided with distinct features like learning, remembering, translating and communicating of words.
-Thats why the tweedlewheedles are capable even for the difficultest languages of the botanical world.
-A Tweedlewheedle itself is invented for simple use,
-so even elder people, children and handicaped can handle it without problems.
-Looking like a normal earplug, you can it in your favourite ear once a day like a normal earplug. Inside your ear the tweedlewheedle can connect its neurons with your own body.
+ ou can it in your favourite ear once a day like a normal earplug. Inside your ear the tweedlewheedle can connect its neurons with your own body.
 Like the membran in your ear the tweedleswheedles react very senitive on voice vibrations and frequencies, but also on hormonic and pheromonic traces released from your opponent while speaking and communicating.
 The genetic information transported with this traces and vibrations is decoded inside of the tweedleswheeldes and forwareded as impulsive singnals to your brain.