GMU:Synthetic Biology/tweedlewheedle

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INTRODUCTION: Even so we know that personal luck in the normal case doesn't last forever. To be lucky or to gain luck in life means almost everything when you are human. Shiny bright eyes, auroral skin, strong hair and healthy nails. Luck can turn our selfs into totally different persons, physically and mentally, only by pushing our hormonic household to a positiv limit. But not only humans are strongly influenced by their wellbeeing, animals can also benefit from feeling nice! And so thats may be why a lot of farmers today invest into organic business or treat their animals exceedingly good (massage their cows e.g.) to gain only the best products. Like milk of lucky cows and the eggs of lucky chickens! Only plants are not believed to be lucky at all. May be because they have no facial expression, no brain and can not speak, at least not like a human. Even so it is already proven that harmful influences like pesticides, fungicides and vermins can make a plant feel stressed and force her to release harmfull brackish substances into her leaves and roots. So the conclusion suggests itself that if we like to get healthy plants with healthy substances for our environment, our body and soul, we may be at first need to make our plants lucky and keept them far away from stress without harmful chemical solutions.

To give someone a lucky feeling, you need to know at least what that special person needs and wishes. For this purpose 'understanding' that 'someone' in a verbal and notional way is very important. But also very difficult. Especially when your special 'someone' is a plant! Because communication with a plant is sometimes really tiring, especially when you don't have a green thumb. Plants, like we all know, can not speak or at least not like we are used to. They don't posses a mouth to form words and no face to express their feelings. But even so, plants don't lack the ability to communicate. They can express themselfes not only to the same species but also to other plants, animals and sometimes also to humans. Indeed not via smalltalk, but with special signals such as natural scent, electromagnetic waves, colour and body changing reactions.

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SHORT-DESCRIPTION:tweedlewheedle is a new double-featured product of treehugger synbio line, especially developed using the best organic plant DNA plus an extract of average 50% human braincells, that can help out translating even the most difficult plant communication signal. Not like any other technical translating tools which are hard to use, incomplete or unhandy for outdoor purposes, tweedlewheedle is a living companion following your steps subtly day by day. Simple to use, unnoticeable for others and comfortable to wear. tweedlewheedle comprises all those important features in one while actually not beeing bigger than a pinhead.

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HOW-TO-USE: Simple, simpler, the simplest! tweedlewheedle is a product for everyone. Even for elder people, children and handicaped. Because it is almost impossible to handle it wrong. tweedlewheedle packages contain 5 pairs of compressed plant membran plugs, that can be easily animated by dunking them into cold water for less than 5 minutes. Just with this treatment tweedlewheedle plugs can gain their original size (0,5 cm), a soft cover and a ergonomically form that is specially adapted to the shape of your nose cartilage. So if you like to attach tweedlewheedle you only need to push the softened plug with your finger to the cartilage at the inside of your nosetip. At this point no interruption in your breathing and the ventilation of your paranasal sinuses can occur. Tweedleswheedles are also selfadhesive so there is no extra glue needed for the attachment.

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HOW-THEY-WORK: tweedlewheedle is not like any other translating tool! Especially invented to translate the mood and health status of plants to humans, it works with the help of selected plant gen moduls which react sensitivly on plant emitted messengers substances° and sudden changes in a plants invironment (like strong winds, fire, high air moisture etc.).

Thats why we choosed tabaco and mimosis amongst thousend of other capable plants as the main ingredients for our gene extraction: Tabaco usually known as the main substance for the production of cigaretts is not only smokeable, but also a plant with the ability to recognize messenger substances of other plants on a very high level. While the mimosis is likely the most sensitiv plant in the whole world, because of her sensitive body reactions through contact, air pressure, air pollution, heat etc. But tweedlewheedle is not a container for useful gene moduls! To detect changes inside a plant via scent and outside of it via invironmental changes, the cover of tweedlewheedle is constructed as a light grid of living mimosa cells. Those cells can expand and shrink during extreme natural conditions via a sudden change of inner cell pressure called tugur. That process causes the mimosa cell cover to move and also to deliver informations about special incidents to the enclosed tabaco cells in the centre of tweedlewheedle.

In turn the tabaco cells will be oscillated and stimulated to produce a certain kind of human messenger substance and to release them through our nose in our brain. Only with this effect, we can instinctively tell if something in particular bad or good is going on and what it is!

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° (Those substances are normally used to deliver messages from plant to plant and contain major information about the health status of a plant, harmfull pest attacks or the phytohormonic level inside the plant. Phytohormones are plant hormones that are needed for growth, selfprotection and reproduction of a plant)

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HOW-LONG:Tweedlewheedle is a selfadhesive product. If you drenche the product with water before use, your tweedlewheedle will remain at your nose cartilage for a maximum of 10 days! After this span of time, you need to refresh and clean your teweedlewheedle under the water tub to make it usable again.

HOW-MANY: For an effective operation of tweedlewheedle we suggest to use always two plugs, one for each side of your nose! Especially when you possess a chronical respiratory desease that lowers your olfaction.

HOW-CLEAN:To keep your nose clean and your product healthy, we suggest to clean your tweedlewheedle every week with water. If you caught a cold or having an allergy, please clean your tweedlewheedle at least every day so that a bacterial inflammation can be excluded! Only in harsh cases of influenza tweedlewheedle should be removed entirely from your nose.

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